I stumbled upon a website this morning and found a quote from its January 2008 page that I just had to share:

 

"As far as I am concerned, if an answer to a question isn't in the Bible, then you have no business asking the question. A few years ago, when my wife suddenly had to get an emergency c-section, I was scared. But I didn't turn to any book about quarks. Luckily, I had my palm pilot with me, which just happened to have the entire King James Bible on it! I read a few passages that gave me the strength to pray for her and the baby to get through this ordeal. I sure didn't need any useless trivia books about quarks to find comfort in. I have very little use for science. In fact, it is an impediment to getting close to God."

 

This quote is indeed amusing. You can find the [thread on the website christianforums] where this statement originated. It appears that the author was quite serious. He makes other humorous remarks later in the thread but then mysteriously disappears. Perhaps he had a change of heart.

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