Entries tagged with “humor”.

I got this one in an email from a client: Here is the child’s art work and below is the reply the teacher received the following day. Childs drawing of mom aparently pole dancing for cash. Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
The Onion on Obama’s Obsessive Supporters
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